Showing posts with label church. Show all posts
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Thursday, July 9, 2009

More about Trek

Victoria requested that I tell more about Trek.
There was a lot that happened and I will try to cover the high points.
First, let me explain that a Pioneer Trek like the one we went on is a re-creation of the treks across the country that a lot of early pioneers made about 170 years ago.
We dressed in similiar clothes to what the pioneers wore. Meaning I wore a long dress, an apron and a bonnet. (And NO makeup).
I did get to wear my nikes, and would have worn hiking boots if I had them.
We all met at the church at 4:30 in the morning on Thursday.
There were 6 Ma and Pa couples and about 60 kids. Plus several Leaders from the Stake.
We had to drive about 5 and a half hours to the mountains north of Richmond.
When we got there we were organized into families.
We got 10 awesome kids. Miles, David, Justin, Jared, Elijah, Brett, Amanda, Katie, Nicole and Christine.
We also got an Uncle. Uncle Joe was assigned to hang out with us and help our family.
We initially played a get to know you game and came up with a family cheer.
Our cheer was "Thundercats HO!"
Then we put together our handcart and loaded it.
Naturally our family was done before everyone else, so I taught them all a song while we waited for everyone else. We learned this song:
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I have 2 little hands folded snuggly and tight.
They are tiny and meek yet they know what is right.
During all the long hours till daylight is through,
There are plenty of things for my 2 hands to do.
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I have 5 little fingers on one little hand.
I have 6 on the other I don't understand,
During all the long hours till daylight is through,
I have 1 little finger with nothing to do.
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Then we started up the mountain.
We didn't have enough room around the handcart for 13 people to push all at once so we took turns.
The kids were awesome about taking over for each other and giving each other breaks.
Partway through the day we met up with a general who asked all the young men to join the army.
All of our boys left with them and the girls who were left, along with the Pas and Uncles had to push the handcarts up the hardest hill by ourselves.
When we got all the carts up and turned around I could see all the boys in their blue hats from the army.
That was almost the best part of the day.
The real best part for me was when we finally got to camp.
All the kids helped peel and chop potatoes and carrots for dinner. We cooked them with 2 chickens in dutch ovens.
They were delicious.
After all the families ate and cleaned up we had a camp devotional.
Following that we returned to our family campfire for our family devotional.
I had prepared several things to read around the fire, but because it was so late and we were so tired I kept it short.
I did read them The Jabberwocky, just for fun, then I got more serious and read them the words from "A Poor Wayfaring Man of Grief". I didn't sing it, I just read it like a poem.
Then we went to bed, girls on one tarp and boys on the other.
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The next day, Friday was the hardest day.
We pushed our handcarts about 7 or 8 miles. What wasn't uphill was downhill. And believe me, downhill isn't necessarily easier.
Our family led the way for a while and we didn't just lead the way, we plowed ahead.
We kicked rutt.
The night before, while we were preparing dinner I had started to tell the kids, "You know, I'm not saying that our family is better than anyone else's, but nobody is better than us."
That became our mantra for the next few days.
I would say "I'm not saying we're better than anyone else..."
And everyone else would say, "But no one is better than us".
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We were very blessed with the food. It was limited and if it got burned in the dutch oven there
was even less, but ours was always good and we always had enough.
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There was another Pa who kept saying "Are you having fun yet?"
When the truth was, at times, no, I wasn't having fun. Pushing an 800 pound handcart up a mountain wasn't necessarily fun. But that didn't mean it wasn't a valuable experience. That doesn't mean I wasn't benefitting from it.
You can work hard and grow even when you aren't having fun.
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But that doesn't mean I didn't have fun. We had a lot of fun.
When we finally got to camp on the second day we were sooo glad to be there.
We got dinner going and set up camp.
After we ate we had a little time before the devotional so I sat around the fire with my family and we sang songs.
We sang "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" in English and Spanish. We sang "Popcorn Popping", both verses, including actions. We sang "Give, Said the Little Stream" with and without the "Give"s.
I even got them all to sing "Ah Too Dee Tah" with actions.
It was awesome.
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At any time all day long, if anyone needed help one of the kids would jump in and help.
Everyone got along, everyone worked together, everyone joined in.
Everyone was awesome.
Some shared their testimonies at testimony meeting. Some shared their testimonies with our family.
I was so impressed with every single one of those kids.
There were some very spiritul moments along with the fun and goofy ones.
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There was another day after that, during which more awesome things happened. But I'll wrap up here, and maybe talk about that later.
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Chris and I are hoping we get the chance in 4 years when they do it again.
It was really a privilege to be a Ma and Pa to those young men and young women. They were amazing.
The whole experience was awesome. I think that we got as much out of it as the youth did.
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-Della

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

"More Mormon Jokes" or "Strike Me Down Now"

There is another blog out there called The Sugar Beet, which is kind of like The Onion newsletter, but mormon style.
I apologize at this point to my non-mormon readers who will probably only be confused by this post or by anything they might read at The Sugar Beet.
Believe me, when you understand the "mormon culture" this stuff is funny.
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Actually the following list is titled
"Things that seem like they would be funny but are not".
See if you agree.
• Using grilled cheese sandwiches for the sacrament
• Solemnly appointing high priests to be captains of 50 for the march to Jackson County
• Sending a letter to all the Laurels saying they can wear whatever they want to girls’ camp
• Telling the priests they can serve as priesthood chaperones at girls’ camp
• Standing to bear your testimony, and then falling to the ground screaming and wrestling with an unseen demon
• Telling the nursery leader that, like an apostle, her calling is for life
• Tie-dying your Gs
• When called upon to read a scripture in Gospel Doctrine, making up something like, “And the Lord sayeth unto the children of men, It is not meet in mine eyes that thou nor thy manservant nor thy maidservant shall witness the Super Bowl, nor the harlots therein, for the Sabbath is mine”
• Telling the choir director to include a drum solo in the next Easter program
• Referring to the art displayed in the Church Office Building as “Corn in the COB”
• Dumping your fiancĂ©e because she’s not physically fit enough to make the walk to Missouri
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As for that walk to Missouri....I'll have more on that later......

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Friday, May 8, 2009

Utah Census Form

I got this one in an email from my second mom, Sharon.
I don't live in Utah, but a lot of these things still apply to me.
For my non LDS readers, please recognize this as one of the ways we Mormons laugh at ourselves.
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Utah Census Form
1._____________________ _____________________
(GIVEN NAME) (SURNAME)
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2. Descendant of:
A. Brigham Young _____
B. Heber C. Kimball _____
C. Laman and Lemuel _____
D. Cain _____
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3. Tribe of Israel : _____________________
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4. Number of occupants residing in home in each category: (List in chronological order)
A. Nursery _____
B. Junior Primary _____
C. Senior Primary _____
D. Young Women's _____
E. Young Men's _____
F. Relief Society _____
G. Elder _____
H. Dearly Departed _____
I. High Priest _____
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5. Occupation [Please select all that apply]:
A. doTerra consultant _____
B. Shaklee dealer _____
C. Noni juice dealer _____
D. NuSkin dealer _____
E. Melaleuca dealer _____
F. Neways dealer _______
G. Xango dealer _______
H. Amway dealer _____
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6. Automobile:
A. Station Wagon _____
B. Van _____
C. Suburban _____
D. School Bus _____
E. Double Decker _____
F. BMW (Big Mormon Wagon) ________
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7. Favorite place to eat the night before Fast Sunday:
A. Chuck-A-Rama _____
B. Hometown Buffet _____
C. Golden Corral _____
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8. Favorite Hero:
A. Nephi _____
B. Abinadi _____
C. Samuel the Lamanite_____
D. Steve Young _____
E. Johnny Lingo _____
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9. Which of the following do you bring to church [check all that apply]:
A. Scriptures _____
B. Franklin Planner/ Daytimer _____
C. Pen/Pencil _____ D. Lifesavers/ Cheerios _____
E. Tic Tacs _____
F. Game Boy _____
G. Big Gulp _____
H. iPod _____
I. Sony Walkman _____
J. TV Watch _____
K. All of the above _____
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10. Do you prepare your church lessons:
A. A month in advance _____
B. A week in advance _____
C. While in the bathtub _____
D. While on the toilet _____
E. During Sacrament Meeting _____
F. During the closing prayer of Sacrament Meeting______
G. During the opening prayer of the class you're teaching _____
H. Just wing it [according to the promptings of the Spirit] _____
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11. Do you think pews should be permanently equipped with Big Gulp holders:
A. yes___
B. no ___ 1
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2. How many years has your family sat in the same place for Sacrament Meeting:
A. 10-20 years _____
B. 20-30 years _____
C. 30-40 years _____
D. Over 3 generations ____
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13. How much time does it take for you to fall asleep during a high council talk:
A. 1/100,000,000th of a second _____
B. 1/999,999,999th of a second _____
C. 1/999,999,998th of a second _____
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14. Which day of the month do you go home/visiting teaching:
A. 31st ______
B. 31st ______
C. 31st ______
D. 31st ______
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15. How many church basketball fights were you in last year:
A. 1-10 _____
B. 10-20 _____
C. 20-30 _____
D. You'll have to ask my lawyer _____
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16.. Which of the following has been your most effective Family Home Evening:
A. Arguing about getting along
B. Having an opening and closing prayer with dinner
C. Gathering around the television to watch, "Everybody Loves Raymond"
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17. How many times a year do you make:
A. Green Jell-O salad _____
B. Funeral potatoes _____
C. Cabbage and Top Ramen salad _____
D. Chicken, cashews and grape- stuffed croissants_____
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18. How many water-filled two-liter bottles do you own:
A. 1-2 thousand _____
B. 2-3 thousand _____
C. 3-4 thousand _____
D. Enough to fill the Great Salt Lake _____
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19. Which of the following do you feel is the most secure facility in the nation:
A. Alcatraz
B. Fort Knox
C. Ward Libraries
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20. How many structural engineers do you hire annually to insure you'll win the Pinewood Derby: _________
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21. Keeping the Word of Wisdom in mind, how much of the following do you consume:
A. Chocolate: ___pounds daily X 365 days annually= ____
B. Cola: ____gallons daily X 365 days annually = ____
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22. If you had to choose between witnessing the Second Coming or attending a BYU/UofU football game, which would you choose?
A. Second Coming _____
B. Football game _____
AMEN
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I would like to state for the record that I have never taken a big gulp to church or made a cabbage and top ramen salad.
But I have been living outside of Utah for almost 5 years now, so maybe the most severe symptoms are wearing off?
Admit it, you'd go to the football game, wouldn't you?

Friday, April 24, 2009

Be As The Little Children

LOT'S WIFE
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back andturned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted,
"My Mommylooked back once while she was driving," he announced triumphantly,"and she turned into a telephone pole!"
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GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan.
She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up."
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DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
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HIGHER POWER
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been Learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a Higher Power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
One child blurted out, "Aces!"
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MOSES AND THE RED SEA
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in SundaySchool.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his Mother asked.
"Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
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THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter.
Little Rick was excited about the task - but he just couldn't remember the Psalm.
After much practice, he could barely get pastthe first line. On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous.
When it was his turn, he stepped up tothe microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all Ineed to know."
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UNANSWERED PRAYER
The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon.
One day, she askedhim why.
"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages. "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon."
"So, how come He doesn't?" she asked.
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BEING THANKFUL
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says your prayers for you each night? That's very commendable. What does she say?"
The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
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UNTIMELY ANSWERED PRAYER
During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one ofthe back pews.
Tommy's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Tommy, whatever made you do such a thing?"
Tommy answered soberly, "I asked God to teach me to whistle, and He did!"
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TIME TO PRAY
A pastor asked a little boy if he said his prayers every night.
"Yes, sir." the boy replied.
"And, do you always say them in the morning, too?" the pastor asked.
"No sir," the boy replied. "I ain't scared in the daytime."
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SAY A PRAYER
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.
When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother.
"I don't need to," the boy replied.
"Of course, you do." his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!"

Friday, April 10, 2009

Why Some Wards Fit Better Than Others

Haven't we all been in a ward, or attended a church where we didn't really feel we fit in?
The ward I had the hardest time in was one where 75% of the members were all related, and if you didn't go to their family reunion they kind of wondered what you were doing in their ward.
I stuck with it though and made some very good friends in that ward.
Happily, most of my wards have been great, and the one I am in now is wonderful.
But I read this article from the Salt Lake Tribune that explains how a different makeup of wards could be beneficial.
Which one would you go to?

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Find your niche in specialty wards
-Robert Kirby, Tribune columnist
Salt Lake Tribune
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Most Sunday mornings, you'll find me on a pew in the Rosecrest 1st Ward chapel.
It's where I'm supposed to go to church. Lucky for me, it's also where I want to go.
Technically, Mormons don't have a choice. For church, we're bound by the geography of the ward boundary. We worship where we live.
The only time Mormons can switch wards without also contacting a Realtor is when we attend specialty wards.
For example, I went to a Spanish-speaking ward in West Jordan for a while.
Specialty wards allow members with specific common needs to worship together and support each other in their exclusive part of the Lord's vineyard. There are (or have been) lots of LDS specialty wards, including singles wards, college wards, deaf wards, ethnic wards and nudist wards.
OK, I made up that last one. There are even seasonal "snowbird wards" in places where Mormon RV owners congregate.
I talked it over with my friend (despite a restraining order) Ken Wallentine. We think the specialty-ward idea needs to be improved on in our ever-changing and increasingly divided culture.
For example, there needs to be a late ward, a ward Mormons who are perpetually late for church could attend and not feel bad about dragging their herd in 15 minutes late.
The only problem with a late ward would be showing up late for a meeting that was supposed to start late in the first place.
Eventually, you would end up with a ward that ran out of time before it started. "Welcome to the Tardy 3rd Ward, brothers and sisters. We will close now by singing hymn No. 145."
Given the high birthrate among Mormons, I thought about the need for maternity wards. Except that we already have those. They're called married student wards.
A Star Trek ward might do well. The bishop would preside from "the bridge" instead of the stand. High-council Sunday would be referred to as a "Klingon Sunday."
Harley riders congregate to the exclusion of just about everyone else. Why not an LDS biker ward? White shirts and neckties go well with black leather.
Ken really wants to attend a concealed-weapons ward. He says church would be a lot more interesting if real personal risks were involved in disagreeing with a lesson.
There could be a texting ward for teenagers. Bear your testimony with your thumb. In 25 years, they'll all belong to carpal-tunnel wards.
At the less-active ward, maybe there'll be a meeting and maybe there won't.
Testimony meeting in an anger-management ward might be interesting. Nobody's going to sleep through, "HEY! I KNOW THE CHURCH IS TRUE, STUPID!"
A big hit would be the Multi Level Marketing ward, also known as a "Gadianton robber ward." With all the financial scamming that goes on in this culture, it would be nice to have them all in one place for a three-hour block weekly.
I think a Democrat ward is a good idea, although in Utah the best we could probably hope for is a Democrat branch..

Friday, April 3, 2009

The April 2009 Children's Conference Packet

It's here again.
April Conference.
For my non LDS bloggies, this is the semiannual event, where instead of going go chruch on Sunday, our church leaders in Salt Lake City broadcast 4 sessions of a General Conference all over the world.
From Alaska to Virginia and Australia to Zimbabwe, church members are able to listen to the radio, watch on the internet, travel to a meeting house to watch a satellite broadcast, or in my case, sit on their couch and watch on television to hear the leaders of our church, including our phophet, Thomas S. Monson, speak to us.
There are 2 sessions on Saturday and 2 on Sunday.
It is our family tradition, since I was little, to put together a large puzzle while we listen to conference.
If that isn't enough for your kids to stay busy here is a children's packet that you can print out and have your kids work on while they watch.
2009 April Conference Packet 2009 April Conference Packet earl-girl8086 I updated the packet from last October. Happy Conferencing!!!
I hope you all have a great weekend and enjoy conference.
And Melissa, (or anyone else), if you want to check it out, I'd love to have you over to watch a session or two with us.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Adventures in Primary

I've been the Primary Chorister now for almost 3 months.
It's going much better than I expected, but I still can't seem to figure out the rythym of what works and why some weeks are awesome and some weeks the kids just kinda stare at me.
One thing I have had fun with is teaching them new, fun verses of songs they already know.
When I was a kid in Primary one of my all time favorite songs was "Kindness Begins With Me" (Primary Songbook, pg 145), except we would sing it "Kindness begins with K".
(Hello? That's just more logical.)
Our poor, tormented Chorister compromised with us and would let us sing "Kindness Begins With K", as long as we sang it the right way one time first.
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Another favorite of mine was "Give Said the Little Stream" (pg. 236), but with the slight alteration of being silent any time we were supposed to sing the word Give.
If you have never tried that (and know the song) give it a shot.
One of the fun parts of that was laughing at the kids who screwed up.
I haven't had time to teach the kids these favorites yet, but I have taught them 2 others that we are having fun with.
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Did you ever learn "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" (pg. 275) in spanish?
For my readers who possibly have never heard this song, it is an activity song. You have the kids stand up and point to each body part as they sing it.
"Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes.
Head shoulders knees and toes,
Eyes, ears, mouth and nose".
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If you've never learned it in spanish, the spanish words are:
Head - Cabesa (kuh-bay-suh)
Shoulders - Ombros (ohm-brose)
Knees - Rodillas (ro-dee-yas)
Toes - Pies (pee-ace)
Eyes - Ojos (oh-hose)
Ears - Orejas (oh-ray-hahs)
Mouth - Boca (bo-kuh)
Nose - Naris (nah-reese)
The kids either are enjoying this one or are convincingly humoring me.
But they have requested to learn it in Chinese. So, uh, any chinese speakers out there that can help me with that?
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The other one I have taught them is one I got from my sister's blog.
It is the second verse to "Popcorn Popping" (pg. 242).
This is another fun activity song where the kids do actions that go along with the song.
The original verse goes:
I looked out the window and what did I see?
Popcorn popping on the apricot tree.
Spring has brought me such a nice surprise,
Popcorn popping right before my eyes.
I could take an armful and make a treat.
A popcorn ball that would smell so sweet.
It wasn't really so.
But it seemed to be.
Popcorn popping on the apricot tree.
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The second verse is:
I looked out the window and what did I see?
Figs are growing on the fig tree.
Summer has brought me such a nice surprise.
Figs are growing right before my eyes.
I could take an armful and throw them in the sea.
A great big wave would bring them back to me.
It wasn't really so.
But it seemed to me.
Figs are swimming in the Sea of Galilee.
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I really appreciate all of your suggestions and support about this calling.
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One funny "primary moment" happened when I was teaching the kids what the word Omnipotent meant.
I asked if they could tell me who the most powerful being in the universe was.
My own son raised his hand and yelled out "Chuck Norris!"
Thanks, Mark. Now everyone knows what we talk aboutat family home evening.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

I'm the New Primary Chorister! Help Me!

So I accepted the call to be the Primary Chorister.
I really struggled with accepting it.
Not because I am afraid of the job itself, but because I am afraid of one more responsibility.
(I know, I've got it tough, right?) *Note sarcasm.
I had even substituted as chorister a couple of times. I should have known better than to look like I was having fun doing it. That was sure to get me called permanently.
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I am excited about it.
While I struggled with it initially, I was able to come to an acceptance, and even a positive outlook about it.
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But I am looking for help.
I want to do a good job. I want to give the kids a real love for these songs. I want to keep them involved and enjoying primary.
If you have any ideas, please, please, please share them.
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We are supposed to learn "I Lived in Heaven" this month.
Help.
Ideas.
Suggestions.
Support.
Please?
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Oh, and I'm staying on as Den Leader too.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

My Talk on Family Traditions, Sunday Post

I got to speak in church today.
For some reason I can't explain, I actually like doing this.
I won't post my entire talk for you. If you weren't in my sacrament meeting today you just missed out.
But I will share the story I told at the beginning and the point that went with it.
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What I said:
"I would like to start by relating to you a story about Thanksgiving told by my friend Larry, as it was told to him by his grandfather. I should probably mention that his grandfather was usually intoxicated when he told this story.
Many years ago, Christopher Columbus and his pilgrim buddies came to America to live because the English King wouldn’t let the Jewish people go.
So Moses, who was a friend of Christopher Columbus, rented 3 boats called the Mayflower, the Santa Maria and the USS Enterprise.
When they landed on America an Indian squaw named Sacajuwea met them and traded them pelts for beads. Then she showed them how to degut a rabbit.
The head pilgrim then baptized all the Indians to be Christians and they shot turkeys and played horseshoes.
It was General Custer’s birthday and 3 oriental kings showed up with presents of Myhrr and other crap.
Many pilgrims didn’t survive the first winter, because Jimmy Carter, who was president of the pilgrims had an oil embargo.
Sacajuwea and her Indian friends burned buffalo turds and heated the camp. The pilgrims were thankful, however, it smelled so bad that animals came out of the forest two by two.
The Lord then made a rainbow appear to let the people know that he would never make turds burn again and cause a horrible smell.
All the pilgrims were happy they were away from the king and safe in a new land.
And to beat that they all landed right on that first Thanksgiving.
Charlton Heston was then elected president.
The reason I told you this story, besides getting your attention, is to make the point that, as with Larry and his Grandpa, when the traditions of the fathers are incorrect, even if they are based in truth and carried on with the best intentions, the traditions of the children are likely to be incorrect as well."
Chris warned me that anyone who mentions buffalo turds twice in their sacrament talk has it coming, but it went well.
I think the rest of the talk went pretty well too.
Oh, by the way, my friend Larry who tells this story is a cable technician by trade.
(Git 'r done).

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Mormon Cartoons -Sunday Post

I decided to go a little lighter for todays post.
Enjoy.

If you are interested in learning more about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints please visit mormon.org.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

A Life Well Lived, Joseph B. Wirthlin

The oldest living apostle, Joseph B. Wirthlin passed away peacefully at his home the night before last, on Dec. 1.
He was 91.
He had continued to work at his office right up until the Thanksgiving holiday.
One thing I know about Elder Wirthlin is that he was very beloved by everyone who knew him.
In fact, in the last 2 general conferences after he spoke the next person to come to the stand said "There is no one more beloved among us than Elder Wirthlin".
He also gave an excellent talk at this last conference that was my favorite of all.
It was called "Come What May, and Love It". Please click on the link to read it.
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In the book Stand a Little Taller Gordon B. Hinkley talked about death.
He said:
"Consider on the blessed and happy state of those that keep the commandments of God. For behold, they are blessed in all things both temporal and spiritual; and if they hold out faithful to the end they are received into heaven, that thereby they may dwell with God in a state of never-ending happiness." -Mosiah 2:41
"What a wonderful thing is death, really, when all is said and done. It is the great reliever. It is a majestic, quiet passing on from this life to another life, a better life. We go to a place where we will not suffer as we have suffered here, but where we will continue to grow, accumulating knowledge and developing and being useful under the plan of the Almighty made possible through the atonement of the Son of God."
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Elder Worthin will be missed, but I am confident he is rejoicing now in the arms of his loving wife and his Savior.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Faith, Sunday Post

When you get ready to crack open a walnut or a pecan, how do you know that there will be a nut inside the shell?
You haven't seen an x-ray of the nut to know that the meat of it will be waiting.
Maybe you've cracked open nuts before and always found what you were looking for. But how do know this time that it will be there?
The thing is, you have Faith that it will be there. You are hoping you will get that nut out of the shell even though you have never seen it.
And Faith is things which are hoped for, but are not seen.
You see, once you see the nut when you crack the shell, then you know it is there and you don't need to have Faith about it anymore.
. Now, in this lifetime, have you seen Jesus? Yes, you've seen pictures of Him. You've seen movies about Him, where He was portrayed by actors. You've read books bout Him too. But have you seen Him? I'm guessing no. So how do you know He exists?

You have Faith that He exists.

You have hope that He exists, even though you have never seen him. This is Faith.

And Faith, just like your biceps and abs, gets stronger when you exercise it.

So when you act on your Faith in Christ, by praying, by serving others, by keeping his commandments based on the belief that this is what He wants you to do, your Faith gets stronger.

And as your Faith gets stronger, your blessings from Christ and our Father in Heaven, multiply. Which, in turn, makes it easier to have Faith.

If you aren't sure if you if you have Faith, but you want to, and you have a hope to have Faith, I challenge you to ask God if he is there. Ask him in prayer, having only so much as a hope that He will answer, and He will.

I know this, because He answers me. Every time. He will answer you too.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

A Lesson on Prophets, Sunday Post

I hang out with our local sister missionaries now and then. During which we chit chat, tell funny stories, strengthen friendships, laugh, have "friend therapy", and also talk about the gospel and teach it to others.
Every time a sister leaves I get so sad because I loved her so much and I don't think any other sister could be as awesome as that one. But they prove me wrong every time and I grow to love the new ones just as much.
They have also taught me so much and encouraged me to have a better relationship with my Father in Heaven and a better understanding of his gospel.
I went with them tonight to visit a family. It was a family that I know well and often interact with outside of church, so the visit was extra fun.
We taught them about prophets. It was such a great message I wanted to share it again.
The thing is that God loves us so much. He never wants to leave alone without guidance, so he sends prophets to guide us and give us his word.
A prophet is someone who has authority to speak to the people of the world on God's behalf, and give us his direction. They also prophesy of things to come, giving us warnings and the opportunity to prepare.
Many prophets not only speak to the people, they also write scripture so that their words can be carried through the generations after they are gone.
There have been prophets sent by God at all times through the history of the world.
The sad thing is that there is a cycle of acceptance and happiness, then disbelief and pridefulness among the people whenever they have a chance to hear prophets.
Every time God sends a prophet, that period of time is called a dispensation.
The prophets teach the people God's gospel and give them direction. The people accept it and follow the gospel. They find happiness in the gospel, and God blesses them.
Then they begin to be prideful. They discount the importance of their prophets. They stop being grateful for God's blessings. When the prophets call them to repentance they rebel against the word and even kill the prophets.
Then they fall in to a state of apostasy. During this time they have no living prophet to lead them. They are in spiritual darkness.
After a while God sends another prophet and the cycle begins again.
After Christ lived on the earth his apostles continued to teach the gospel to the people. But eventually the people fell into apostasy again. And the earth went a long long time without a living prophet to guide the people.
Many men carried on in believing in God and tried to live his gospel as they were able to interpret it from the scriptures. But without a living prophet to guide the people the gospel was distorted. Different people interpreted the scriptures differently and God had no emissary on the earth to define the truth of his word.
The time eventually came for a new dispensation, and God brought forth his prophet Joseph Smith Jr. to bring his gospel to the people of the earth in its fulness.
God gave Joseph Smith the responsibility of reorganizing his church the way that Jesus had organized it when he lived on the earth.
Joseph Smith was eventually killed by angry men who could not accept the gospel he tried to share with them, but God rose up another prophet in his stead.
And so now many prophets have passed away, but we still have one today.
His name is Thomas S. Monson and he speaks to us today with authority from God to guide us and give us direction in the world that we live in today.
This is not to say that the scriptures are not true. The scriptures are absolutely true. They hold the word of God.
But God knows that the world we live in today is a hard world. He knows that we are experiencing hardships and wonders that have never been seen in the world before. He knows that we need guidance unlike any that he has sent to his people before.
Just like God didn't teach Adam to build an Ark, but waited until it was starting to rain on Noah before he sent that knowlege; this is why God has sent us a prophet today. To bring us the prophesies, the guidance, the information that those before us didn't need and weren't ready for.
If we listen to him and seek to know the truth of God's gospel, our lives can be fuller, we can be happier, and we can be fortified against the hard things of this world.
I know this is true.
If you don't know this is true, pray and ask God. He loves you. He wants you to be happy. He'll tell you.
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Saturday, November 8, 2008

Chili Cook-Off!

Our ward's chili cook-off was last night. For den meeting on Thursday I took a bunch of chili ingredients and spices.
I had browned the ground beef ahead of time.
My cub scouts opened cans somewhat randomly and poured in a variety of spices.
The scouts got really into it and had a lot of fun.
I heated the chili and took it to the cook-off.
The note at the bottom of the page says: Made BY cub scouts, not WITH them.
But even though we clarified that there were no cub scouts in the chili we still won the award for most unique ingredients.
(That may also have had something to do with the fact that I really don't know what was in the chili.)
Almost surprisingly, the chili was actually pretty good. One of the judges told me it was one of his favorites and one person asked for the recipe. Which I was completely unable to give.
Our pack won a dozen doughnuts from Krispy Kreme.
I will redeem them and bring them to den meeting next week.
The scouts should be happy.
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There was also a pie contest.
I made my quadruple berry pie.
Which I have to admit was delicious.
But I forgot to take a picture until they were all gone.
I didn't win anything for my pie. But all 3 of the ones I made got eaten.
(Actually, almost all of the pies got eaten).
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Chris was disappointed that his chili, which contained 8 different kinds of peppers, didn't win the award for spiciest.
He's already revising his recipe for next year.
I think he's disappointed that his chili didn't make anyone cry.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Be Grateful, Sunday Post

I had the privilege of subsituting for the Chorister in Primary (the children's church class) today at church.
I had so much fun.
We played Name That Tune with songs they have learned lately.
They got really into it and were actually pretty competitive.
The younger kids actually did better than the big kids and were guessing some of the songs with only 1 note.
One Sunbeam (3 year old) kept yelling out "I Am A Child Of God" on every song except when we did "I Am A Child Of God".
Anyway...
Today's thought comes from The President of the Church, Thomas S. Monson.

"This is a wonderful time to be living here on earth.

Our opportunities are limitless. While there are some things wrong in the world today, there are many things right, such as teachers who teach, ministers who minister, marriages that make it, parents who sacrifice, and friends who help.

We can lift ourselves, and others as well, when we refuse to remain in the realm of negative thought and cultivate within our hearts an attitude of gratitude.

If ingratitude be numbered among the most serious sins, then gratitude takes its place among the noblest of virtues."

Here are some things I am greateful for:

-My family, with all of our eccentricity and variety.

-The gospel of Jesus Christ

-The knowledge that God loves me.

-The opportunity I have to work at home with the job that I have.

-The physical health I enjoy so much.

Those are some of the big ones, but each day there are simple things and tender mercies that I am grateful to God for. Like:

-When J gave me a hug this morning.

-The little boy who kept yelling "I am a Child of God" and making me laugh.

-The steak and A-1 I had for dinner.

-That my headache is gone.

I will try to be more grateful for these small and simple things each day.

What are you grateful for?

Tell me here in the comments or list them on your blog.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

God's True Church, and Stronger Families, Sunday Post

I didn't know what today's Sunday post should be until I read a quote in Relief Society today.
Our lesson was based on the talk "The True and Living Church" given by Henry B. Eyring in this years April Conference.
He gave this talk in the same conference session that our new President Thomas S. Monson was sustained in the solemn assembly as Prophet, Seer and Revelator to lead over the church in this dispensation.
President Eyring, First Counselor in the First Presidency of the Church of Jesus Christ,
spoke about how the church has been brought "out of obscurity and out of darkness, the only true and living church upon the face of the whole earth."
He said "This is the true Church, the only true Church, because in it are the keys of the priesthood. Only in this Church has the Lord lodged the power to seal on earth and to seal in heaven as He did in the time of the Apostle Peter."
He went on to talk about many blessings that the church and its members have recieved and will contuinue to recieve through their faithfulness.
(Okay, this is the part that stood out to me).
He said:
"Families across the church are searching for ways to strengthen and protect their children against the evils around them. In some cases those parents are desperately trying to bring back some in their family who have wandered.
I am confident that there will be, increasingly, a reward given by God for their efforts.
Those who never give up will find that God never gave up and that He will help them."
I can't say specifically why that jumped at me over all of the other things in the talk. But I felt impressed to share it.
I know the things he said are true, and if you don't know that they are, I challenge you to pray and ask God if they are.
He will answer you with the truth.
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Sunday, October 19, 2008

Our Country's Real Roots (Sunday Post)

(Another long one, but a really good one).
OUR REAL ROOTS:
God help us.
Did you know that 52 of the 55 signers of The Declaration of Independence were orthodox, deeply committed Christians? The other three all believed in the Bible as the divine truth, the God of scripture, and His personal intervention.
It is the same congress that formed the American Bible Society. Immediately after creating the Declaration of Independence, the Continental Congress voted to purchase and import 20,000 copies of scripture for the people of this nation.
Patrick Henry, who is called the firebrand of the American Revolution, is still remembered for his words, 'Give me liberty or give me death.'
But in current textbooks the context of these words is deleted. Here is what he said:
'An appeal to arms and the God of hosts is all that is left us. But we shall not fight our battle alone. There is a just God that presides over the destinies of nations. The battle sir, is not of the strong alone. Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it almighty God. I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death.'
These sentences have been erased from our textbooks.
Was Patrick Henry a Christian? The following year, 1776, he wrote this 'It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religion, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ. For that reason alone, people of other faiths have been afforded freedom of worship here.'
Consider these words that Thomas Jefferson wrote on the front of his well- worn Bible: 'I am a Christian, that is to say a disciple of the doctrines of Jesus. I have little doubt that our whole country will soon be rallied to the unity of our Creator and, I hope, to the pure doctrine of Jesus also.'
Consider these words from George Washington, the Father of our Nation, in his farewell speech on September 19, 1796:
'It is impossible to govern the world without God and the Bible. Of all the dispositions and habits that lead to political prosperity, our religion and morality are the indispensable supporters. Let us with caution indulge the supposition that morality can be maintained without religion. Reason and experience both forbid us to expect that our national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle.'
Was George Washington a Christian? Consider these words from his personal prayer book: 'Oh, eternal and everlasting God, direct my thoughts, words and work. Wash away my sins in the immaculate blood of the lamb and purge my heart by the Holy Spirit. Daily, frame me more and more in the likeness of thy son, Jesus Christ, that living in thy fear, and dying in thy favor, I may in thy appointed time obtain the resurrection of the justified unto eternal life. Bless, O Lord, the whole race of mankind and let the world be filled with the knowledge of thy son, Jesus Christ.'
Consider these words by John Adams, our second president, who also served as chairman of the American Bible Society. In an address to military leaders he said, 'We have no government armed with the power capable of contending with human passions, unbridled by morality and true religion. Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.'
How about our first Court Justice, John Jay?
He stated that when we select our national leaders, if we are to preserve our Nation, we must select Christians. 'Providence has given to our people the choice of their rulers and it is the duty as well as the privilege and interest of our Christian Nation to select and prefer Christians for their rulers.'
John Quincy Adams, son of John Adams, was the sixth U.S. President.
He was also the chairman of the American Bible Society, which he considered his highest and most important role. On July 4, 1821, President Adams said, 'The highest glory of the American Revolution was this: it connected in one indissoluble bond the principles of civil government with the principles of Christianity.'
Calvin Coolidge, our 30th President of the United States reaffirmed this truth when he wrote, 'The foundations of our society and our government rest so much on the teachings of the Bible that it would be difficult to support them if faith in these teachings would cease to be practically universal in our country.'
In 1782, the United States Congress voted this resolution: 'The congress of theUnited States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.'
William Holmes McGuffey is the author of the McGuffey Reader, which was used for over 100 years in our public schools with over 125 million copies sold until it was stopped in 1963. President Lincoln called him the 'Schoolmaster of the Nation.'
Listen to these words of Mr. McGuffey: 'The Christian religion is the religion of our country. From it are derived our notions on character of God, on the great moral Governor of the universe. On its doctrines are founded the peculiarities of our free institutions. From no source has the author drawn more conspicuously than from the sacred Scriptures. From all these extracts from the Bible I make no apology.'
Of the first 108 universities founded inAmerica , 106 were distinctly Christian, including the first.
Harvard University, chartered in 1636. In the original Harvard Student Handbook rule number 1 was that students seeking entrance must know Latin and Greek so that they could study the scriptures:
'Let every student be plainly instructed and earnestly pressed to consider well, the main end of his life and studies is, to know God and Jesus Christ, which is eternal life, John 17:3; and therefore to lay Jesus Christ as the only foundation of all sound knowledge and learning. And seeing the Lord only giveth wisdom, let everyone seriously set himself by prayer in secret to seek it of him (Proverbs 2:3).'
For over 100 years, more than 50% of all Harvard graduates were pastors!
It is clear from history that the Bible and the Christian faith, were foundational in our educational and judicial system. However in 1947, there was a radical change of direction in the Supreme Court.
Here is the prayer that was banished:
'Almighty God, we acknowledge our dependence on Thee. We beg Thy blessings upon us and our parents and our teachers and our country.
Amen.'
In 1963, the Supreme Court ruled that Bible reading was outlawed as unconstitutional in the public school system.
The court offered this justification: 'If portions of the New Testament were read without explanation, they could and have been psychologically harmful to children.'
Bible reading was now unconstitutional , though the Bible was quoted 94 percent of the time by those who wrote our constitution and shaped our Nation and its system of education and justice and government.
In 1965, the Courts denied as unconstitutional the rights of a student in the public school cafeteria to bow his head and pray audibly for his food.
In 1980, Stone vs. Graham outlawed the Ten Commandments in our public schools.
The Supreme Court said this: 'If the posted copies of the Ten Commandments were to have any effect at all, it would be to induce school children to read them. And if they read them, meditated upon them, and perhaps venerated and observed them, this is not a permissible objective.'
Is it not a permissible objective to allow our children to follow the moral principles of the Ten Commandments?
James Madison, the primary author of the Constitution of the United States, said this: 'We have staked the whole future of our new nation, not upon the power of government; far from it. We have staked the future of all our political constitutions upon the capacity of each of ourselves to govern ourselves according to the moral principles of the Ten Commandments.'
Today we are asking God to bless America. But how can He bless a Nation that has departed so far from Him?
Most of what you read in this article has been erased from our textbooks. Revisionists have rewritten history to remove the truth about our country's Christian roots.
-Written by Mary Jones
At this time, as much if not more than any other, we truly do need God to bless our nation.
Ronald Reagan said "If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under. "
God bless America.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

General Conference Kids Packet

Here is a great conference packet for your kids (or you) to help stay busy and make conference more fun.

Click on where it says October Conference Packet to download it.

And here is a memory matching game.

Have a great conference weekend!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Do dogs go to Heaven?

These 2 churches are across the street from each other.
How is it that they can believe in the same God, yet have such different ideas and such animosity to those who don't agree with them?
Oh well, it's funny anyway.

So, if I'm married in the temple, will any dog I adopt be brought into the covenant and be sealed to my family?

I actually think so.

What could heaven be heaven without Princess, Toby and Sam?