Grandma's birth control pills

The doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" He asked her.

"Yes, they help me sleep at night." She answered.

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" the doctor said.

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes dear, I know that. But every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks and believe you me, it helps me sleep at night." You gotta love Grandmas!

Boot to the Head, WoW style

2 great things. A comedy sketch group called the Frantics, and World of Warcraft.

The first one is only a minute and a half, for if you are in a hurry.

The second is about 5 minutes if you have a little longer to laugh.

Update: the first video seems to work sometimes, but not others. If it doesn't work for you, try back again soon.

-Della

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Jazz Update

For those of you who tune in to my blog for all of your Utah Jazz updates and information, you are really misdirected, there are a lot of better websites than mine for Jazz info.

But since you are here, I'll give you a quick rundown of recent events and current standings.

The Jazz beat the Rockets in the first series 4-2, (it's best of 7).

So they moved on to the next round, where they are now facing the LA Lakers.

The played the first game against the Lakers yesterday in LA and lost. They will play one more game in LA before heading back to Utah and playing 2 games there. The last 3 games, if necessary, will be in LA, Utah and LA again.

I think any true Utah fan has an inborn hate for the Lakers. If The Jazz have a rival, it is the yellow LA team. (Cat hiss).

The next game is Wednesday at 8:30 Utah time.

Tune in, cheer, wear a Jazz Jersey, paint your face light blue, white and purple, and write "Go JAZZ!" in 12" letters on your car windows. Or as much of those things as you feel comfortable with.

Or you could blog about it, in another effort to show your support.

-Della

Go Jazz!

A Miracle!

My entire family went to church today!

We were 10 minutes late, but we got there in time for the sacrament.

It was wonderful. It was the first time we have all gone together in about 3 months.

The other part of the miracle: No one even complained.

Wow!

Praise be to God.

Happy Disturbed Person Day

For all of my family, friends and bloggies that have had bad days this week, take a couple minutes off for yourself to laugh and relax, and try to remember sanity.

But if you can't remember sanity, know you're not alone.

Here's a special thought:

I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself..

You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin' special.

Just silly

Just a couple of cartoons that made me laugh.

Overdue brain teasers

I haven't done brain teasers in a while, so here are a few to get us back on track:________________________ 1. How much mud (measured in liters) is there in a rectangular hole 2 meters wide, 3 meters long, and 3 meters deep?_______________________________ 2. What two two-digit numbers are each equal to their right-most digit squared?______________________ 3. Each of the following words contains the letters NOV (There may be more than one of each of those letters, but they are not shown.) ______________________ Using the definitions, fill in the words. _____________ A dispute or argument: _ _ N _ _ OV_ _ _ _.________ An astronomical feature: _ _ _ _ _ NOV_.__________ New or original: _ _ NOV_ _ _ _ _._______________ 4. What special quality does this limerick possess?_____ When an expert burlesque queen named Maizy, _____ Stripping velvet, became very lazy,______________ She would quickly exhibit just one jeweled explicit,__ Gliding off from the jokesters like crazy.__________ There, that should keep you busy for a while.________ And sorry for the lines, my layout is acting weird.