Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Newspaper Ads

Washer. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed -- $100.
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Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
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Free puppies. Part German Shepherd, part dog.
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Cows, calves never bred. Also, one gay bull for sale.
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Free puppies: part Cocker Spaniel, part sneaky neighbor's dog
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Full-sized mattress. 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
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Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out for a while. Better be reward.
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Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once. Slightly stained.
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Free Yorkshire Terrier. Eight years old. Unpleasant little dog.
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Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.

1 comment:

Victoria said...

Wow, tempting. And I am in the market for a gay bull and a mattress that smells slightly of urine. Do you suppose they deliver? Because at $9.75 an hour, I haven't been able to set aside much, and my hours are not flexible.