Christmas List 2007

• Every year I try to do a creative Christmas list. This tradition started when I was about 13 and wanted an original gameboy. I believe there were about 150 items on my list and every ninth one was "gameboy". The following year was similiar but my most desired item that year was a pair of roller blades. I hope you enjoy this year's list. You might even enjoy finding some of these actual items listed online. Della’s Christmas list 2007 I have previously gotten complaints that although people wanted to buy me gifts from my list they had difficulty finding what I had asked for. So this year I made sure almost everything on my list actually exists and can be found and purchased. Here goes:
• Screaming slingshot monkey,
• Panini Press,
• Tickets to the Jazz Wizards game on Feb 1st.,
• (While at the game) a triple double for Boozer,
• A 5x5 for AK,
• 10 3's for Okur,
• A partridge in a pear tree,
• Black 13 cubic ft. mini fridge,
• Kai body butter,
• Crayola Crayon Executive pen set,
• John Kerry chew toy,
• 4 slot toaster,
• Chocolate fondue fountain,
• Summer sausage,
• Nabaztag, the know-it-all rabbit,
• Nike+ ipod running set (it has a sensor in your shoe and a transmitter that plugs in to your ipod and tracks your distance, speed, pace, time and calories burned. Then Lance Armstrong’s voice comes on to tell you when you’ve reached a personal best).
• Amp for nike+ ipod,
• Flying pig for all seasons,
• Fuzzy slippers,
• Fuzzy slippers with headlights,
• A pedicure set with foot lotion so the fuzzy slippers won’t itch,
• A pedicure,
• For my big left toenail to grow out with out a hangnail,
• Pet select love glove pet grooming kit,
• Glowing bricks,
• Spy Ear secret agent listening device,
• Lego Star Wars the complete saga video game,
• Books by Stephenie Meyer, -New Moon -Eclipse -Twilight,
• Roomba vacuum,
• Get Off the Phone excuse machine,
• Tandem bike,
• Ipod touch,
• Digital picture keychain,
• Holy, the flying cow,
• Fooseball table,
• Fooseballs,
• Waterboy the movie,
• Trip to racecar driving school,
• Ice cream maker,
• Jesus action figure,
• 15 ft trampoline,
• Safety enclosure for 15 ft.trampoline,
• Lindt chocolates,
• Ear muff headphones,
• My own hazmat suit,
• Gummy bacon candy,
• Lego mindstorms NXT robot (you build it and control it and can even call it from your cell phone to give it orders. Better than a teenager).
• One share of Nike Stock,
• Handheld electronic Sudoku game,
• Self shaking salt and pepper shakers,
• Purse made of duct tape,
• Taboo the game,
• Yummy smelling candles,
• Subscription to salt of the month club,
• Tiny laser tag game,
• Tan double breasted trench coat made with anti-pill fleece,
• Sunglasses with mirror sides (so I can see behind me),
• A Fedora,
• Sandisk Sansa shaker mp3 player (blue),
• USB powered foam missile launcher,
• Guitar Hero 3,
• Lunch lady action figure,
• Inflate-a-bowl,
• Spongebob squarepants skateboard,
• Motorized cooler (a food cooler with wheels and a motor that you can sit on and drive),
• Laser sighted pool cue,
• Pool table to use laser sighted pool cue,
• Harvest your own pearl kit,
• Lego Star Wars Death Star Replica Set,
• Iphone,
• Isis puzzle (It’s almost impossible),
• Solution to Isis puzzle (each one has it’s own solution),
• Cap’n Danger Stunt Monkey,
• Rabbit nativity set,
• Red pocket rocket bike,
• Country Club dog house (for Toby and Sam),
• Ultraviolet toothbrush sanitizer,
• Remote control sumo wrestler game,
• 40 years of Hot Wheels 40 car set,
• Digital picture frame,
• Official Ralph Waldo Emerson Tranquility Sound Machine,
• Nose shaped pencil sharpener (guess where the pencil goes),
• Eye Clops Bionic Eye (view anything at 200 times it’s original size on your tv screen),
• Nice smelling perfume,
• Amazon Kindle digital reader,
• Mikhail Gorbachev keychain,
• Radio Flyer wagon (metal, not plastic),
• A piece of Ireland,
• Ultimate Nike+ runners gift set (includes nike+ ipod set, ipod nano, and nike gift card),
• Super Spork, spoon knife and fork all in one,
• Uncle Oinker’s bacon flavored mints,
• Star Wars Transformers Darth Vader/ Death Star action figure,
• The amazing flying alarm clock,
• XM satellite radio,
• World’s smallest RC car,
• Pocket fortune teller,
• Barbie I Love Lucy Lucy and Ethel gift set,
• Stress eraser (little electronic thing that trains you to breathe calmly and regulate yourself),
• Ice cream maker,
• Moses action figure,
• My size throne (not Barbie version),
• Pop Art toaster,
• Crime scene towel,
• Devil duck keychain,
• Candy pet rat,
• One year of housekeeping,
• New green ipod nano (perhaps in a ultimate Nike+ runners gift set),
• Wii points,
• Twinkie flavored lip balm,
• Salt n’ vinegar flavored Crick-ettes snacks (yes, I think they are actually real crickets),
• Surround Sound Music chair,
• Subscription to Chocolate of the month club,
• A real life true to love Garage door (Oh, wait! I got that one this year!),
• Sushi band-aids,
• Chicken Chucker catapult gun,
• Bowls that hold a whole can of soup (This has been on my list before and I got some of them a few years back, but they have all broken and I need new ones),
• Jesus Saves coin bank,
• Screaming rubber chicken,
• Holiday table runners (no, I don’t want your children running on my table),
• To learn to speak Swahili (Lonien means good night),
• Electronic Yodeling Pickle,
• (Last but not least) A Life Size Statue of Mark Twain,
• One thing I do NOT want: Barbie Cher Doll (Please don’t turn back time).