"As a Police Officer I should have had authority to drive through here."
"You mean this isn't considered 'all-terrain'?"
"No, Officer. I have no idea why you pulled me over. What? but I haven't gotten gas since Thursday!"
"I decided if I had to look stupid by riding a scooter, I might as well go all the way and wear my helmet backwards too. Why do anything only halfway?"
"What? This wasn't the ferry?"