Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Bad Drivers

T is always telling me I'm a bad driver because I drive the rear wheel over a curb once in a while when turning or backing out of a parking space.
But I think I am a fabulous driver.
Especially compared to these brilliant people.
I wish I knew what they were thinking. Let's try and guess shall we?
"At least my skirt is okay, but I think my boots are screwed."

"As a Police Officer I should have had authority to drive through here."


"You mean this isn't considered 'all-terrain'?"


"No, Officer. I have no idea why you pulled me over. What? but I haven't gotten gas since Thursday!"


"I decided if I had to look stupid by riding a scooter, I might as well go all the way and wear my helmet backwards too. Why do anything only halfway?"


"What? This wasn't the ferry?"

What do you think? Please feel free to comment.


Carrie & Karl said...

Does it scare anyone else to think there are drivers like that on the road? The scooter driver reminds me of a guy I used to work with. He drove a vespa, and that was one of the best things about him...

Chet & Liz Hugo said...

Ok, I really chuckled at these, but I know all it would take is having a bad day and the brain fog I experience with my condition--and I would be one of those people.--Liz

Della Hill said...

"He drove a vespa, and that was one of the best things about him..."
That made me laugh.
We all have our days. We love you anyway.

Pikes Pickles said...

Okay number 3 was so darn funny because some where along my path I think I could have actually done this. VERY funny. thanks for sharing!