Monday, June 23, 2008

Male or female?

Male or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
HOURGLASS EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
And the two I had to add to the list:
MOUNDS and ALMOND JOY:
Mounds is female, Almond Joy is male
Can you guess why?
Well, because "Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't".

2 comments:

Nancy said...

Isn't it nice to be a male and so well understood.

Females however . . .
When a male begins to understand the rules the female changes them.
So males have to stay light on their feet and adaptable.
DAD

Pikes Pickles said...

Very vrey funny. I laughed so hard on some of these. Where do you find this stuff?