Dijon vu- the same mustard as before.
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Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat..
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A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
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When two egotists meet it's an I for an I.
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Every calendar's days are numbered.
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The reading of a will is a dead giveaway.
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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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When chemists die we barium.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand on it's own? Because it was two-tired.
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She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg...until she broke it off.
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
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Energizer bunny arrested- charged with battery.
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When a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
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When the actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
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Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
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Without geometry life is pointless.
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A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
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A pessimist's blood type. Always B Negative.
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Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you a flat minor.
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Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall.
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What you sieze is what you get.
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Hey, I don't write 'em, I just post 'em. Go groan at somebody else.
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