Saturday, January 19, 2008

Visitors Day at the Insane Asylum

It was Visitor's Day at the Lunatic Asylum.
All the inmates were standing in the courtyard, singing "Ave Maria." They were singing beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.
A visitor listened in wonder to the performance, and then approached the conductor. "I'm a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard".
"Yes, I am very proud of them," said the conductor.
"You should take them on tour," said the visitor. "What are theycalled?"
"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor."They're the Moron Tapanapple Choir."

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